WHAT IS A VEGETABLE?

Recently the United States Congress, that group of EDUCATED lawmakers that we trust to manage our country, declared that…ready for it…tomato paste on frozen school pizza put it in the vegetable catagory. I’ll wait while you process that and utter “HUH??”
Read about it here http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-wartman/pizza-is-a-vegetable_b_1101433.html 

By the way, when you get to the part that tells you what is in the pizza sauce, NTSS stands for Natural Tomato Soluble Solids. Yummy!

And these are the people we trust to run a country and conduct war.
Note to Congress, this is a stupid ruling.
Note to Congress, a tomato is a fruit
Suggestion to Congress, Funyuns should be a vegetable too and Cherry Coke should be a fruit.